Jam pumps (n) — Street slang for red heels.
Jam pumps (n) — Street slang for red heels.
Blackmilking (verb) - The act of wearing pants (generally leggings) that are overly ambitious, tight and/or unflattering, usually with delusions of grandeur.
E.g. “Yo dawg, scope out that ratchet slop blackmilking the D.F in those sweat-hog lavender corduroys.”
Macrapre (adj) — Designed to look gloomy, androgynous and edgy, but put together in a way that seems passé.
E.g. “She wanted her graduate collection to be dark and edgy, but, honestly, it was macrapre.”
Fish (n) — An air kiss. Short for ‘fashion kiss’.
Feeps (n) — Short for ‘fashion peeps’.
Cons-cupiscence (n) — The undesirable state of loving, and wearing only, converse shoes.
Fritzled (adj) — When a part or parts of one’s body are trapped in tight clothing.
E.g.
Jordan’s knees were fritzled in his new jeans.
Guest definition by Stephanie Day
Tourture (n) — A particularly grievous press tour, often characterized by the unwelcome company of overly-enthusiastic local bloggers, poorly-planned or irrelevant activities, annoyingly pushy press representatives, and not-nearly-enough free alcohol to make it all seem bearable.
Meeting (n) — A tax-deductible, boozy lunch-date.
Wearable (adj) — Unlikely to incite interest or excitement; boring.
Conceptual (adj) — Unwearable.
Fox Purse (n) — A fashion faux pas.
Cheng-do (n) — Any oriental hairstyle.
E.g.
“O.M.G. She has such a cute cheng-do.”
Wang-out (v) — To dress exclusively in garments designed by American fashion designer Alexander Wang.
E.g.
Girl #1: “What are you going to wear tonight?”
Girl #2: “I think I’m just going to keep it simple and Wang-out.”
Vanderloo (v) — To simultaneously pout and furrow one’s brow.
